Loser's Log

I went out on a date last Friday night,
With this girl so hot my jeans got tight,
I tried to kiss her under the moonlight,
Got kicked in the nuts but don’t worry I was alright.

I wanted to call you right after she left,
Wanted to tell you ‘bout the beating I just had,
But I went against it because I was scared,
What would you think of me and colour me bad.

I planned to go jogging Saturday morning,
Well I had to really, my tummy is ballooning,
Wearing my all new gears I started stretching,
One simple move later I heard sound of bones breaking.

So I spent the rest of the day nursing the pain,
Thought of calling you to whine and complaint,
Didn’t do it though for a reason I won’t explain,
I felt my whining isn't something you would entertain.

Stayed at home the whole of last Sunday,
Read a book about this guy who turned gay,
And secretly in my heart I hoped and prayed,
One day you will love me and stop me going that way.

Later that night I dialed your number,
Wanted to ask you to go out for supper,
But you were probably out with your friends so super,
You won’t even remember my name, so I thought why bother.

You see,
I want to share so many things with you,
Call you all the time, talk about what’s new,
In everything I do, I think of you,
No exaggeration there, believe me it’s true.

Maybe one day I will let you know,
Maybe someday I will try again,
Until then I guess you can pretend you don’t know,
And save me the embarrassment from the rejection again.



** Inspired by Blink 182, the funniest band ever! **