2. Where were your parents born?
Don’t know. I don’t know anything about my parents. How old they are, the year they got married, etc2. I should get an award for being the most useless son ever.
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Mariah Carey’s Butterfly. The best album ever. Brings back the memory.
4. What's your favourite restaurant?
Don’t know. I don’t think I have one. KFC maybe… Shut up!
5. Last time you swam in a pool?
3-4 years back maybe? Bad news for all you girls out there, I may never again swim in a pool.
6. Have you ever been in a school play?
Yes, in this slapstick Ultraman play. Do you know the version of Ultraman where it needs a guy and a girl to combine to become one? That was me! Err, as the guy I mean, not the girl.
7. How many kids do you want?
Two. A boy and a girl.
8. Type of music you dislike most?
Dangdut. Funnily enough I recently referred to my style of writing as ‘the dangdut of writing’.
9. Are you registered to vote?
Yes. Voted for the opposition even though I’m a supporter of the government.
I wish. Trust me, I wish I am. :-(
11. Have you ever ridden on a moped?
Now why would I want to do that?
12. Ever prank call anybody?
Stop giving me ideas!
13. Ever get a parking ticket?
Yes, and I ain’t paying.
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Only if my life depends on it.
15. Furthest place you ever travelled?
Anfield. On a big European night, with the Kop going all out with the flag day (through the idiot box of course).
16. Do you have a garden?
I used to have one of those little cacti in the little pot. Does that count?
17. What's your favorite comic strip?
Calvin & Hobbes, Baby Blues, Dilbert.
18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
I even know Rukun Negara, Negeri Sembilan anthem and that ‘Setia’ song.
19. Bath or Shower, morning or night?
Shower, morning and night, all the time. Because I'm lazy.
20. Best movie you've seen in the past month?
I love you man.
21. Favorite pizza topping?
I don’t know. But I sure don’t like the Tandoori topping. Ridiculous.
22. Chips or popcorn?
Popcorn.
23. What color lipstick do you usually wear?
Err… This is what I get for answering 'chicks' questions.
24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
I didn’t even know it was possible.
25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
I’ve been in a ‘Pakaian Beragam’ contest while in kindergarten, dressed as a baby. Complete with botol susu and puting. I lost. Stupid judges.
26. Orange or Apple juice?
Apple I guess.
27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine?
With my friend from Subang. Dinner at uptown SA.
28. Favorite type chocolate bar?
Snickers. By far!
29. When was the last time you voted at the polls?
The last election.
30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
How about never?
31. Have you ever won a trophy?
Yes. My biggest trophy (literally) has got to be the one I won in my school tennis tournament. It was only a school tournament, but my god our coach really like to glamorise us, hence the very huge inappropriate trophy.
32. Are you a good cook?
I roasted grasshoppers a few times when I was a kid. Then I fed them to the ants. I guess the ants would say I was a good cook.
33. Do you know how to pump your own gas?
Yes. It’s not rocket science.
34. Ever order an article from an infomercial?
I think I ordered one thing for my mum. Can’t remember what it was.
35. Sprite or 7-up?
Are there any difference?
36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work?
No. But I have a friend who does. Loser!
37. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy?
A brush you use for showering. A God sent!
38. Ever throw up in public?
Yes, when I was a kid. Think I get car sick back then.
39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love?
Millionaire. Then I can buy love. Who cares if it’s true love or not.
40. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes, but I also believe in Santa Claus.
41. Ever call a 1-800 number?
Hmm, I don’t think so..
42. Can exes be friends?
Why? We should all want our exes to die horrible deaths.
43. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital?
Thankfully a friend who gave birth.
44. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby?
I’ll ask my mum later.
45. What message is on your answering machine?
Standard message that the telco provides. I have stupid voice. And I can't pronounce words properly. Instead of leaving messages people would just laugh.
46. What's your all time favourite cartoon character?
Homer J Simpson – “To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems”.
47. What was the name of your first pet?
I never named my pets.
48. What is in your purse?
I don’t have a purse thankfully.
49. Favorite thing to do before bedtime?
You don’t wanna know.
50. What is one thing you are grateful for today?
That I can still ‘feel’. Seriously, I’m grateful for that. That's what I prayed for a few years back and now I 'feel', full blast!
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